prayer to the gods of (lazy) commerce students
Oh Smith, Kenynes, Hicks and Hansen, distinguished and most annointed gods of economics. i humbly submit myself before thee, as a reformed procrastinator. grant me the brains to comprehend thy convoluted wisdom. i promise to live life as an upright, grade-fearing prudent undergrad who will read till i can recite and reproduce every IS-LM, AS-AD, models and what-not from your holy scriptures, if you would just let me pass my mid-sems with decent grades (assume reduce procrastination, and hardwork cetris paribus). This i ask in your most holy names. Amen.
' The path of the undergraduate is beset on all sides by the insiduity of procrastination and the impotence of crappy lecturers.
Blessed is he, who out of industry and perseverance, sheperds his tortured being through the valley of academic obscurity, for he is truly an expert mugger and the finder of missing examinable chapters.
And I will strike upon thee with crappy grades and supplementary papers on those who attempt to ignore and undermine scholastic priorites, and you will know that my name is The Lord when i lay thy failures upon thee.'
--- Tarantino 25:17
' The path of the undergraduate is beset on all sides by the insiduity of procrastination and the impotence of crappy lecturers.
Blessed is he, who out of industry and perseverance, sheperds his tortured being through the valley of academic obscurity, for he is truly an expert mugger and the finder of missing examinable chapters.
And I will strike upon thee with crappy grades and supplementary papers on those who attempt to ignore and undermine scholastic priorites, and you will know that my name is The Lord when i lay thy failures upon thee.'
--- Tarantino 25:17
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