attempt at hokkien cover of j-kwon's 'tipsy' (WARNING: VERY VERY N.S.F.W)

boredom drives people to do stupid things. some attempt crazy stunts like what you see on ebaumsworld.com. here's my own way of dealing with my bored shitlessness. it all started when i was trying to fathom the dozens of weird hierographic-esque algebric equations for my finance module while grooving to the beat of j-kwon's tipsy on my ipod mini which was somehow strategically placed in between some hokkien songs in my shuffle playlist. the result is what's below. if you can't understand hokkien or at least my attempt at anglicising hokkien, then that's just too bad. if you do, all i have to say is that, i'm REALLY NOT into scat... Here it goes:
























Tipsy - Hokkien Mix

1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
bai lak wa nah chu boh tai ji zor
peng yu jio ke cheong, lim kao wa ai bang jeor
bo bian, wa kah kin cheong ke qi soh
ke liao siang zai qi soh long zhong tio sor
wa wan ‘kueh meng!’ e lang long zhong tia boh
lim peh lan lan cheong ki club wah kao eh bay lor
kek liao jin koo eh jeor bang liao si zai sibeh song

here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
wah beo tio wu ji eh chiobu ji eh lang
tao ji ku e tiu meng wa ‘ai em ai sio kan?’
wah! wa buay siong sim jit bai an neh ho tan!
siang zai e kong e kin jit lai ang,
buay sai eng cheebye kar wa sio kan
e yar kong e eh pooi pee liao jin pang
na si mai hiam, wa eh sai pu e a kar chng kang


Chorus:
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)

2, comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5
siao chong nao eh wa siew ‘mai hiam buay pai’
chiobu meng wa ‘ai mai?’ wa kong ‘ai’
wa tiu kar e tng choo, tao liao ke bang kian lai
wa eng ji lar e a cheebye
lar kao jin zuay zhup lao chut lai
siang zai e high gao sai toh lao chut lai!
hai wa tio poon suan bin long zhong toh si sai….

hokkien, seng si, seng gao sar, seng gao ji
tio poon sai eh wa kan pua seng kee
chiobu gong ‘paiseh, zar jit wa jia liao pai eh kway ji’
kio wah ‘mian kia, zang zui liao wa lang zai si’
mm zai an zua char boh high liao anneh ti kee,
lai ang tia kao ai see, dan sio kan si tiu boh tai ji
eh sai bia chiobu wa e sim eng kai si jin hua hee
dan si sai eh ba woo pee liao an zua eh sai kee!



Chorus:
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)

si, seng kao sar seng kao ji seng kao yo
zang zui an zhua sway, ba woo toh si sway bo ho
wa kua teo, sai lai wu yong tau foo, fishball kah kio
wan lan! kay zui liao, machiam si sai zhup zoh tng eh juan loh!
siew tio sai tng, lim peh buay tahan kar kin tor
tor chut lim eh jiu liao kua liao mee kia jin chin chor
zang liao zui wah eh sai kua tio chiobu chin chor tam por.
ee yer!! guan lai eh kah, qiu kar armpit long zhong wu moh!!!

here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
machiam chewbacca anneh kuan eh char boh toh wu
bak chew tak chiam eh wa, lim liao jiu si zai hoo tu
mai tu liao, cheng sar liao, kah kin zhao tng choo!

Chorus:
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)
long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui
(long zhong eh lang kar wah lim gao zui)