Monday, November 08, 2004

battlelog: D+2: the capturing of EBS hill

Warning Orders:

(as per previous warning order)

Operations Orders:

Background: (as per previous warning order)

Specific Enemy: 1 X battalion of PAF deployed at objective EBS hill.

Specific objective: A specific assault on hill EBS with the intention of the objective situated on the hill.

Greater objective: the eventual defeat of PAF and the recapture of the contested area codenamed 'JY's mind' and specifically the capture of 4 mission objectives: (codenamed respectively and chronologically) Macroeconomics, EBS, Political Science and Financial Accounting

Equipment: - 3 X armoured vehicles codenamed 'Textbooks'
- 1 X 5-tonner codenamed 'research for essay'
- 7 x 7-ton carriers codenamed 'past year papers'

Rations: Combat rations throughout with the exception of D-day lunch of fresh rations at homebank site 'subiaco'.

ammo: - contact rate of 4 pens per pencil case
- 1 X tracer round (liquid paper)
- 1 X Area Defence Mine (scientific calculator)

Battle log:
12th MAD deployed at objective Macroeconomics over D+1. Over the duration of the field deployment, rations, ammo and water supply was replenished in preparation for the imminent assault on the 2nd objective located on EBS hill. At D+1 1300 hours (reveille), Warning orders were issued. And at D+2 0800 hours, Ops orders were issued on the conduct of the assault on EBS hill. 12th MAD is launch a massive assault on EBS hill via 11 different routes (each codenmed 'question') The code name of each specific route follows as per SOL (where Analysis of Variance = Route 1, Chi-Squared Testing = Route 2, Hypothesis Testing = Route 3 etc)

At D+2 0900 hours (h-hour), permission was granted by Higher HQ to commence assault. Under the cover of air strikes and heavy artillery bombardment, 12th MAD met relatively little resistance from the battalion of PAF troops as compared to the tedious assault on D-day at objective Macroeconomics. All our armoured convoys successfully reached the objective at EBS hill and added on to the barage of firepower directed on enemy forces deployed there. At h+2.5 hours, enemy forces have stopped firing and at h+3, the commanding officer of the 2th Infantry Battalion Procrastination Armed Forces have officially issued a statement of unconditional surrender. All POWs are accounted for and the Geneva protocol is to be adhered to by all members of 12th MAD by all times (aka no water dunking).

We're expected to deploy at EBS hill for another 4 days in preparation for the 2 final assault on objectives Political Science and Financial Accounting, which are expected to commence a day apart. Our intelligence recce report from Higher HQ indicate that there appears to be a group of special forces deployed at objective Poltical Science where a number of our kidnapped 'political scientists' who were previously involved in classified military technology research are held. Further ground reconaissance has to be conducted to confirm this. All Brigade Recce Companies (BRC) of 12th MAD will be deployed for this endeavor. The first wave of recce operations will be conducted at the area codenamed 'Reid Library'. Further briefings will be made before the next mission.

End of Ops Orders.

2 Comments:

Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Exams not over yet?? Or busy partying??!?

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger the virgin undergrad said...

no, as a matter of fact i'm back in singapore. the procrastination armed forces won...sigh.. where's ur oasis btw? curious to pop by to check it out

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 11:59:00 PM  

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