Saturday, November 06, 2004

battle log: d-day h-8 hours

Warning Orders:

Background: as of d-8, diplomatic talks have ceased, the confrontation with the procrastination armed forces (PAF) continues. the PAF continues its unauthorised occupation of the contested region codenamed 'JY's mind'. A buffer zone has been set up in the area codenamed UWA.

Operations Orders:

at D-day h hours, a declaration of war was issued to the PAF. 12th Muggers'Armoured Division (35 MAD) is deployed to conduct inland water rafting ops to support the projection of 1 X infantry division to facilitate the recapturing of the mission objectives.

D-Day, H-hour: 061104, 0900hrs
Enemy: 1 X division of PAF

Specific Enemy: 1 X battalion of PAF deployed at objective macroeconomics.

Specific objective: A specific 2 X 1-3-1 almond rafting ops across river 'stirling highway' supporting a 3 pronged assault on the PAF border commencing at h hour with the intention to capture objective 1 codenamed 'Macroeconmics' by h+2 hours.

Greater objective: the eventual defeat of PAF and the recapture of the contested area codenamed 'JY's mind' and specifically the capture of 4 mission objectives: (codenamed respectively and chronologically) Macroeconomics, EBS, Political Science and Financial Accounting

Equipment: - 3 X armoured vehicles codenamed 'Textbooks'
- 1 X 5-tonner codenamed 'research for essay'
- 7 x 7-ton carriers codenamed 'past year papers'

Rations: Combat rations throughout with the exception of D-day lunch of fresh rations at homebank site 'subiaco'.

ammo: - contact rate of 4 pens per pencil case
- 1 X tracer round (liquid paper)
- 1 X Area Defence Mine (scientific calculator)

Battle log:
Fierce fighting marked the first day of fighting, with our troops coming under heavy artillery bombardment at far bank site (codenamed exam hall). we were able to ensure the completion of 2 out of the 3 rafting circuit, with the remaining 1 (codenamed 'short answer question') uncompleted as a result of vehicle bogging down. at h+2 hours, objective Macroeconomics was captured. an unacertained amount of casualties was sustained although it is believed that at least 60% of men remained fighting fit. 12 MAD is expected to harbour and deploy at objective Macroeconomics till D+2. Further briefings will be made before the assault on the next objective codenamed Economic and Business Statistics (EBS). 12 MAD is expected to encounter fiercer resistence.

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End of Ops Orders.







1 Comments:

Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Wah lao. This what I would term "talking cock"!!!

Monday, November 08, 2004 1:13:00 PM  

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