just married
i'm getting married later tonight.
It was a whirlwind courtship which i suspect is founded more upon functionality than pure romance.
Bride-shopping is such a torture i tell you. Squinting through the rows upon rows of personal ads, going through the photos those sexy young nubile maidens whose sleek curves, big headlights and alluring rears, feeding your every deepest desire, only snap back to reality reading the fine print displaying their exorbitant demands for dowry.
Like pornstars with unbelievable figure, they seem to feed every man's fantasy sashaying in their virginal exterior, a thinly veiled facade to conceal the beast within them, if only to taunt the average joe with the realisation that you will never hook them up. It's masturbation, at in cruelest form.
It is an obsession, searching for the perfect bride. Some men never reach sobriety. It's that insane compulsion to reach for the stars, to break the bank just to send their wives for comestic reconstruction if only to enhance the superficiality of their pursuit.
It's a dangerous liason that has bankrupted so many men. Especially those European brides. They're unbelievably high maintenance.
I'm marrying a Japanese one. Confucian values have did some good after all. They're family oriented, low maintenance and desire nothing more than the occasional tender loving care.
My bride is quite an older lady really. At least thrice divorced. She has bad skin, and a ravaged rear end. But well she has decent clevage and quite a sizable hole and she screams quite loudly when she's getting it on. As for whether she's smooth with the stick when it comes to a handjob, i'll tell you when i consumate my marriage tonight...
It was a whirlwind courtship which i suspect is founded more upon functionality than pure romance.
Bride-shopping is such a torture i tell you. Squinting through the rows upon rows of personal ads, going through the photos those sexy young nubile maidens whose sleek curves, big headlights and alluring rears, feeding your every deepest desire, only snap back to reality reading the fine print displaying their exorbitant demands for dowry.
Like pornstars with unbelievable figure, they seem to feed every man's fantasy sashaying in their virginal exterior, a thinly veiled facade to conceal the beast within them, if only to taunt the average joe with the realisation that you will never hook them up. It's masturbation, at in cruelest form.
It is an obsession, searching for the perfect bride. Some men never reach sobriety. It's that insane compulsion to reach for the stars, to break the bank just to send their wives for comestic reconstruction if only to enhance the superficiality of their pursuit.
It's a dangerous liason that has bankrupted so many men. Especially those European brides. They're unbelievably high maintenance.
I'm marrying a Japanese one. Confucian values have did some good after all. They're family oriented, low maintenance and desire nothing more than the occasional tender loving care.
My bride is quite an older lady really. At least thrice divorced. She has bad skin, and a ravaged rear end. But well she has decent clevage and quite a sizable hole and she screams quite loudly when she's getting it on. As for whether she's smooth with the stick when it comes to a handjob, i'll tell you when i consumate my marriage tonight...
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i think you are too stressed. Be gentle. You don't wanna ruin her leather suit too.
U are getting desperate ... get a decent gf.
What's her name??
missy j/LMD: her maiden surname in Japanese is 本田 hehe
elvina: i doubt i'll even have the opportunity to stain the seats anytime soon. it's sadly, not leather in any case. Guess i can't expect much from a budget bride...
霹雳红唇: boh bian, i cannot farm as much as u and ur comrades. here no mrt toilets to cruise hahahaha
emiryo: it's 6700 without adding cost of ROM.
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