a haiku from the uncool

It's been quite sometime
since i blogged. Exams, birthday -
preoccupied me.

Procrastination
Heralding impending doom
Goodbye, distinctions

An essay due soon
for philosophy. Topic -
'Taxation is theft'

A fag in my hand,
the only solace i have.
No time to waste now.

Yet i am still here
blogging away. Nothing's done.
Stupid lazy fool!

Essay's due next week
With Shawn and Ruth coming here
on thursday - I'm screwed.

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(hokkien haikus)

Tak che sibeh sian
Tak liao mah si lia boh giu
Buay hiao zou maths..haiz

Hoon kee bo kao sio
Heng peng yu tua dutyfree
Winfield sibeh eh Gui

Exams ai lai liao,
Wah bo si kan ke tu liao
Ai bia, jia eh yah!